Basset Hound Enthusiast Gifts

Basset Hound.

'I said - MOVE IT!'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

"[UNABLE TO PROCESS THIS IMAGE]"

'Next!'

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

'He's a tenacious lap dog.'

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

"I do like it here, but I'm ready for my own apartment."

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

"Do you think we should get a pet?"

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

"Yes, I came back. I always come back."

Cat and Dog Fights.

Local wildlife bringing an old beggar food.

Hal is such a nice guy, every dog in the neighborhood brings him slippers.

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

"English: Walk?" "Dog hears: Edibles on the sidewalk!"

"This is the best news."

Sheepdog

'Must be worms, huh, Doc?'

Winter walk.

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

"Funny how he always goes in the same spot."

"We're expecting quite a litter this time."