Basset Hound Enthusiast Gifts

Basset Hound.

'I said - MOVE IT!'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

'Next!'

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

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'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

'He's a tenacious lap dog.'

"I do like it here, but I'm ready for my own apartment."

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

Dog Training. Most of the choices the dogs made for their book reports are logical. The labrador retriever chose "Catch-22." The terrier, who loves to dig, chose "Journey to the Center of the Earth." The basset hound is doing his on "The Howling." and the shar-pei picked "A Wrinkle in Time." But the dachshund's choice confuses me. Even with the ground-hugging physique, he selected "Wuthering Heights."

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

"Do you think we should get a pet?"

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

"Yes, I came back. I always come back."

Hal is such a nice guy, every dog in the neighborhood brings him slippers.

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

Local wildlife bringing an old beggar food.

"English: Walk?" "Dog hears: Edibles on the sidewalk!"

Cat and Dog Fights.

"This is the best news."

Winter walk.

"We're expecting quite a litter this time."

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

'Must be worms, huh, Doc?'

"Funny how he always goes in the same spot."