Basketball Tourney Fans Gifts

Forget about the college basketball tourney, endless drilling in 100-degree summer heat is the real "march madness."

"Good game."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"How should we divide the teams?"

The Salmon Run

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

'I don't mind players entering the NBA at an early age. It's the diaper changes that I hate.'

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

Playing pig

Why moms make bad refs.

I love Basketball.

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Puppy.

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

Basketball.

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

'This is it, gentlemen. The big game. A date with dentistry.'

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

Game In A Can.

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

Kobe Bryant

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'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

Caber

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'