Basketball Tourney Fans Gifts

"Good game."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"How should we divide the teams?"

The Salmon Run

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

'I don't mind players entering the NBA at an early age. It's the diaper changes that I hate.'

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

Why moms make bad refs.

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

I love Basketball.

Puppy.

Basketball.

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

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'This is it, gentlemen. The big game. A date with dentistry.'

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

'Honest, sir. I'm sorry! I take it all back.'

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

Kobe Bryant

Game In A Can.

Caber

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'