Basketball Theory Buff Gifts

'How many times have I told you? Huh? How many times? ... No playing ball in the nest!'

"Good game."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"How should we divide the teams?"

The Salmon Run

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Why moms make bad refs.

Playing pig

'I don't mind players entering the NBA at an early age. It's the diaper changes that I hate.'

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

I love Basketball.

Puppy.

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Basketball.

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

'This is it, gentlemen. The big game. A date with dentistry.'

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

'In this league, guys, it's all about winning. And we're like, what, 0 and 10? That's why coach got the ax.'

Game In A Can.

Try Our New Slam Dunk Coffee and Donut Special.

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

Kobe Bryant

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

"As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..."

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

'Good news, it's not mad cow...it's March madness.'

Basketball injuries.

'What are the chances? I mean, all 10 players simultaneously dive for a loose ball and conk heads?'