Basketball Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a unique gift for the basketball philosopher in your life? Celebrate their love for the game and their reflective nature with witty, inspiring products. Perfect for those who see basketball as more than just a sport, but as a catalyst for life lessons and creative insights. Show appreciation with a gift that hits the mark on humor and wisdom.

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'I can really empathise with the basketball hoop.'

'I can really empathise with the basketball hoop.' mockup

'I can really empathise with the basketball hoop.'

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'There's more to life than winning, son. There's also betting against your own team when you lose.'

'There's more to life than winning, son. There's also betting against your own team when you lose.' mockup

'There's more to life than winning, son. There's also betting against your own team when you lose.'

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"Good game."

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"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!" mockup

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

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'Let's go over our secret play.'

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"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all." mockup

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

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'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?' mockup

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

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"Yin and Yankee fan"

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'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

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'Aw, come on guys - at the end of the day, it's only a game - right?'

'Aw, come on guys - at the end of the day, it's only a game - right?' mockup

'Aw, come on guys - at the end of the day, it's only a game - right?'

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"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball." mockup

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

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"Sure, Pop, I see the ball—what I don't see are incentives."

"Sure, Pop, I see the ball—what I don't see are incentives." mockup

"Sure, Pop, I see the ball—what I don't see are incentives."

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"You have a good lie."

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"How do you know he was offsides? How do you know anything? Isn’t it possible this is all a dream?!"

"How do you know he was offsides? How do you know anything? Isn’t it possible this is all a dream?!" mockup

"How do you know he was offsides? How do you know anything? Isn’t it possible this is all a dream?!"

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'Looks like I might have to rethink the football idea!'

'Looks like I might have to rethink the football idea!' mockup

'Looks like I might have to rethink the football idea!'

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Basketball Players Working Together mockup

Basketball Players Working Together

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'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.'

'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.' mockup

'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.'

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"I'll throw around the 'old pigskin' as long as the pig isn't still in it."

"I'll throw around the 'old pigskin' as long as the pig isn't still in it." mockup

"I'll throw around the 'old pigskin' as long as the pig isn't still in it."

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Coulda Woulda Shoulda.

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'Violence solves everything...'

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"Just fetch, don't ask why."

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The Thinking Man's Rugby

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'I will need to watch the replay.' mockup

'I will need to watch the replay.'

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'Finally, I have a player on the floor who can run the offense.'

'Finally, I have a player on the floor who can run the offense.' mockup

'Finally, I have a player on the floor who can run the offense.'

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"I'm knackered trying to keep tabs on the potential consequences of the away goal rule!"

"I'm knackered trying to keep tabs on the potential consequences of the away goal rule!" mockup

"I'm knackered trying to keep tabs on the potential consequences of the away goal rule!"

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'OK, here's the play, based on your prorated salaries...'

'OK, here's the play, based on your prorated salaries...' mockup

'OK, here's the play, based on your prorated salaries...'

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"Sorry, I don't know what a handball is anymore either."

"Sorry, I don't know what a handball is anymore either." mockup

"Sorry, I don't know what a handball is anymore either."

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Grim Reaper in trainers.

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'What? Hand out assists to my teammates? That will just create a cycle of dependency!'

'What? Hand out assists to my teammates? That will just create a cycle of dependency!' mockup

'What? Hand out assists to my teammates? That will just create a cycle of dependency!'

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'Here! Call the contractor. I don't want to hear any nonsense about goals, or touchdowns, or baskets. I want to see shovels! Lots and lots of shovels!'

'Here! Call the contractor. I don't want to hear any nonsense about goals, or touchdowns, or baskets. I want to see shovels! Lots and lots of shovels!' mockup

'Here! Call the contractor. I don't want to hear any nonsense about goals, or touchdowns, or baskets. I want to see shovels! Lots and lots of shovels!'

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