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'How many times have I told you? Huh? How many times? ... No playing ball in the nest!'

"Good game."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"How should we divide the teams?"

The Salmon Run

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Why moms make bad refs.

'I don't mind players entering the NBA at an early age. It's the diaper changes that I hate.'

I love Basketball.

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Basketball.

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

Puppy.

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

'This is it, gentlemen. The big game. A date with dentistry.'

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

'In this league, guys, it's all about winning. And we're like, what, 0 and 10? That's why coach got the ax.'

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

"As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..."

Kobe Bryant

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Game In A Can.

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

Basketball injuries.

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

'What are the chances? I mean, all 10 players simultaneously dive for a loose ball and conk heads?'