Baseball Devotees Gifts

'...Baseball bats, gentlemen, are sacred objects. We do not dress them up in doll clothing.'

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

Vendor selling testosterone.

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

Sheltering in place.

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

I watched an erotic thriller last night. Have you heard of the film 'Field of Dreams'?

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

I can just feel it. I know they're talking about me.

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Monster Baseball

"Try letting the ball come to you."

All Star Team.

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

"Easy on the fast balls, will you, kid?"

'He's not a skilled pitcher. In fact, he throws like a nerd...'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

'The meat of their order is coming up.'

Baseball.

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'