Baseball Devotees T-Shirts

'...Baseball bats, gentlemen, are sacred objects. We do not dress them up in doll clothing.'

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

Vendor selling testosterone.

Sheltering in place.

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

"Try letting the ball come to you."

Monster Baseball

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

'He's not a skilled pitcher. In fact, he throws like a nerd...'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

'Is that the look of love or the look of hearing a home run on your bluetooth?'

Baseball.

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"