Baseball Buff With A Twist Gifts

Prison baseball game features Bankers vs. Wall Street.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

Bowled over again!

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Golfing Boss

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'It's baseball season!'

The Other Cooperstown

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

Dialogue about the relationship.

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

Baseball Fantasy League Draft. 27 Trout. Everybody wants that rare player who can do it all on their team. Yeah, a player that hits for average and hits for power! Who is also terrific with a glove and has a strong throwing arm. All along with having great speed! Excuse me, I just don't understand it. Why are you always making such a big deal over a five-tool player?!

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

Vendor selling testosterone.

But does he dust anything at our home? Noooo

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

"All right! Have it your own way. It was a ball."

Frank & Ernie's Health and Fitness Equipment for Elite Athletes. Our first delivery is there free weights we're taking to a golfer. He'll be working on his irons! This is going to a swimmer. A massage table for back strokes! A pro snowboarder bought this hyperbaric chamber. He wants to get big air! And we'll finish by taking the treadmill to a baseball player's basement gym. Of course ... for the home runs!

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

'Will that be coach?'

It was the bottom of the fifth and the bases were loaded.

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

The Babe calls his shot.

"...They must be poor catchers, there's two men behind the plate."

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'