Baseball History Buff Gifts

World Series 2004 - Hall of Fame.

Babe Ruth

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Funky Facts: Football.

350 Feet.

Perils of the double play.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

'OK, now let's switch places.'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Official Team Cap With Beard

Goodbye Opiate of the Masses

Extra innings.

"Try letting the ball come to you."

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

'I'll take the one on the right.'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

'Sounds like it'll flop.'

"Easy on the fast balls, will you, kid?"

Baseball.

'The meat of their order is coming up.'

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

Baseball Dreams

Stadium. No fans allowed. In baseball, "shutout" now has two meanings.

"Did you honestly expect our couples therapist to know when Jacoby Ellsbury will be off the disabled list?!"

"Get the meat loaf—I hit it out of the park today."

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."