Baseball Nostalgia Lover Gifts

"No question, Lefty, you've still got it."

'These are my rookie cards.'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

350 Feet.

Perils of the double play.

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

'OK, now let's switch places.'

Sheltering in place.

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

I watched an erotic thriller last night. Have you heard of the film 'Field of Dreams'?

I can just feel it. I know they're talking about me.

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

A prehistoric football match.

Extra innings.

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

Official Team Cap With Beard

Goodbye Opiate of the Masses

All Star Team.

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'

'I'll take the one on the right.'