Baseball Nostalgia Gifts

'Steroids are for weenies. Back in my day, they played baseball like real men. . . drunk and bloated.'

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

A prehistoric football match.

'It is too snowing!'

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

'Kid, go out there and play like you're worth 29 million plus signing bonus, buyouts, and endorsement deals. '

'Oh, for the good old peaceful test match.'

Rugby golden oldies.

'You can see pictures - without an aerial?'

Classic Early 2020 Throwbacks

'Remember when pitchers would walk on their own to and from the mound?'

"When we implant your pacemaker, we can, for a modest additional fee, also implant your beeper."

"No question, Lefty, you've still got it."

"In honor of high school football season starting, he decided to put his old interview on. Do you have a phone, I may need to call 911."

Men in bar lament olympic beach volleyball ending 'I miss beach volleyball too.'

He Watched Sports

'My mom was too busy this morning - Here's a note from a big purple dinosaur.'

"You're real old, grandpa. Tell me about the days when everyone stood for the national anthem."

Old-Timer Baseball

"We've got to put a stop to all the sex on the television muriel... we've absolutely ruined the veneer."

'These are my rookie cards.'

'He had a great screwball until his arm went bad.'

Cricketers

"You're right. It's rubbish without the spectators."