Baseball Nostalgia Prints

'Steroids are for weenies. Back in my day, they played baseball like real men. . . drunk and bloated.'

Open Mike Night presents Sadie Cohen. You losers and whiners just can't see the truth. Yeah, the economy's down. You're working for peanuts, they've taken your roof … but you need to look around. In Depression days, he had bulbous Babe Ruth, cardboard to eat and no heaters. Now, we're warmed by the heat of our lust … for the buns of Dillon Peters. Make it stop. Baseball is dead to me.

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

'It is too snowing!'

A prehistoric football match.

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

'Kid, go out there and play like you're worth 29 million plus signing bonus, buyouts, and endorsement deals. '

Post Office. Personnel. If we get the job, do we get a letter sweater?

'Oh, for the good old peaceful test match.'

Rugby golden oldies.

Old basketball players never die. . . they just pick and roll.

'You can see pictures - without an aerial?'

Babe Ruth

Classic Early 2020 Throwbacks

The worst day of the year for Bill Buckner...the ball drop on New Year's Eve

'Remember when pitchers would walk on their own to and from the mound?'

Real estate agents sell Abbey Road Studios.

Diego Maradona

World Series 2004 - Hall of Fame.

"I heard smart girls like smart guys."

You're like the grandpa I never had, Mort. You never knew your grandpappy, Randy? Oh, no, I knew him. Grandpa Randy was an intrepid archaeologist who broke hearts and defeated villains all over the world. "Indiana Randy's" life story became the stuff of legend. They even made some movies based on his exploits. I'm just saying you're nothing like him. I was going to see those films back in the '80s, but the matinees were past my bedtime.

"When we implant your pacemaker, we can, for a modest additional fee, also implant your beeper."

Men in bar lament olympic beach volleyball ending 'I miss beach volleyball too.'

"In honor of high school football season starting, he decided to put his old interview on. Do you have a phone, I may need to call 911."

"No question, Lefty, you've still got it."

He Watched Sports

"You're real old, grandpa. Tell me about the days when everyone stood for the national anthem."

'These are my rookie cards.'

"We've got to put a stop to all the sex on the television muriel... we've absolutely ruined the veneer."

'My mom was too busy this morning - Here's a note from a big purple dinosaur.'

Old-Timer Baseball

'It's Brett Favre. He changed his mind again.'

'He had a great screwball until his arm went bad.'

Tommy John