Bascule Operator Gifts

'They say the new bascule operator was once a pinball champ.' (London bus being flicked into the air).

"At this office no two days are different."

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

"I tell you, it's a jungle out there!"

Busy day at the office.

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'

Musical Fight

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

A man works in a snow globe.

"So this is hell? It looks just like my old cubicle."

Wonder Woman: "Trapped in a Man's World"

Surgeon

In, Out and Out of Sight.

"They really expect a lot from us."

'Doreen's been all over me to paint the house...'

Ballerina Vs. Martial Artist

"In time you will come to see that Football is ballet with taco chips."

'I worry that Henderson's becoming too well entrenched.'

Little did Fred know that he was igniting a corporate paper wad fight that would eventually cost the company 629 million in lost production time and force the closure of 21 branch offices.

'Susan, hold all calls. I'll be in the office all day.'

'Lying down on the job again, Crenshaw?'

Kangaroos walker

Rudolph with baubles.

'Putting into the in tray on his desk.'

Bauble

"Better show my three-o'clock in, Yolanda. He has been waiting."

"They'e redesigned our cubicles."

"It's the 'raise fairy.' Who will she touch with her want next?"

"After working at a desk for 40 years, Charlie never really wanted a man cave."

Welcome to Hell.

"Mine was the top cubicle of the week."

Dressing the tree

You had me at baubles!