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'They say the new bascule operator was once a pinball champ.' (London bus being flicked into the air).

"At this office no two days are different."

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

"I tell you, it's a jungle out there!"

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Busy day at the office.

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'

Musical Fight

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

A man works in a snow globe.

'Let's rock!'

In, Out and Out of Sight.

"They really expect a lot from us."

"So this is hell? It looks just like my old cubicle."

Surgeon

Wonder Woman: "Trapped in a Man's World"

'Doreen's been all over me to paint the house...'

Ballerina Vs. Martial Artist

'This is just a hologram of Wilkins! That's the 12th employee this month who has pulled this stunt!'

'I worry that Henderson's becoming too well entrenched.'

"In time you will come to see that Football is ballet with taco chips."

'Susan, hold all calls. I'll be in the office all day.'

Little did Fred know that he was igniting a corporate paper wad fight that would eventually cost the company 629 million in lost production time and force the closure of 21 branch offices.

'Lying down on the job again, Crenshaw?'

'Putting into the in tray on his desk.'

Kangaroos walker

Bauble

Rudolph with baubles.

"Better show my three-o'clock in, Yolanda. He has been waiting."

Dressing the tree

"They'e redesigned our cubicles."

"It's the 'raise fairy.' Who will she touch with her want next?"

You had me at baubles!

Welcome to Hell.

"Mine was the top cubicle of the week."