Barracks Joker Gifts

'My compliments to the chef - I'm gonna be sick and won't have to pull latrine duty today.'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Get crazy once in a while

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

'How about a nice saloon?'

Bicycle Sidecar.

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Toilet humour

Here lies BoBo the Clown

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

No infrastructure problem here

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

A clown & his clone.

'A room with double beds, please.'

Army Barracks

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

Restroom Practical Joke.

Cloning Around

'All right, who's been sitting on the copier again?'

A scientist pushing a custard pie in his colleague's face

'Psych!'

"Okay, it was a mean trick....but it was funny when I told John Gregory that used to be Tom Flynn!"

Lost: Grizzly Bear. 8 Years Old. Loves To Sneak Up On People.