Barracks Joker Gifts

'My compliments to the chef - I'm gonna be sick and won't have to pull latrine duty today.'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Get crazy once in a while

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

Bicycle Sidecar.

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

'How about a nice saloon?'

Very drunk professional cyclist

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Toilet humour

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

Here lies BoBo the Clown

No infrastructure problem here

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

'A room with double beds, please.'

A clown & his clone.

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

Army Barracks

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

Restroom Practical Joke.

Cloning Around

'That's mighty inspiring, Bucky, but I reckon my best hope for gittin' outta this quicksand is for you to reach me that cardboard tube.'

"Okay, it was a mean trick....but it was funny when I told John Gregory that used to be Tom Flynn!"

Schoolmaster drenched by prank bucket on door.

Reboot Me.

A scientist pushing a custard pie in his colleague's face

'Psych!'