Barn Beauty Gifts

I'm thinking of keeping the length and adding highlights this tim

Cow Show Tunes

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

"Ever eat a bird?"

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

'You can stop worrying about your husband Mrs.Dellrow...He's going to be fine,now that we have him in a stable condition.'

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

"You know, I think the novelty of living in a converted Barn is starting to wear off."

Down On the Farm

"Dayum. She bootylicious."

Scrooge McCow

Doctor to pig: 'You've been pigging out on pan pizzas, eh? I'm taking you off square meals.'

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

'Take it easy, you're a cow. They love cow humor.'

An Autobahn in the form of a farm barn.

Playing game on Cow.

'Abandon Sheep.'

Fried Chicken.

"Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay."

'This is definitely one of eight conditions.'

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

"All your wife gave me was a little peck on the cheek!"

Growing up/growing out.

'Be honest. Do I have ugly feet?'

"Our bad. We thought it said 'Barn crawl'."

'We're going to be stuck together in the barn over the whole of winter: Can we please get along?'

'Eggs did come before chickens!'

The Attorney Barn