Barn Beauty Gifts

Cow Show Tunes

"Ever eat a bird?"

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

'You can stop worrying about your husband Mrs.Dellrow...He's going to be fine,now that we have him in a stable condition.'

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"

Down On the Farm

"You know, I think the novelty of living in a converted Barn is starting to wear off."

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

Scrooge McCow

"Dayum. She bootylicious."

Doctor to pig: 'You've been pigging out on pan pizzas, eh? I'm taking you off square meals.'

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

'Take it easy, you're a cow. They love cow humor.'

An Autobahn in the form of a farm barn.

'Abandon Sheep.'

'This is definitely one of eight conditions.'

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

"Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay."

"All your wife gave me was a little peck on the cheek!"

Fried Chicken.

'Be honest. Do I have ugly feet?'

"Our bad. We thought it said 'Barn crawl'."

The Three Little Pigs said 'Go around us!' But Rex The Wonderhorse replied 'NAY!'

'We're going to be stuck together in the barn over the whole of winter: Can we please get along?'

The Attorney Barn