Barn Dance Delight Gifts

'I guess that's what you would call a square dance caller collar.'

Cow Show Tunes

"Ever eat a bird?"

Dedication to excellence....

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

Lasso

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"

'You can stop worrying about your husband Mrs.Dellrow...He's going to be fine,now that we have him in a stable condition.'

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

"You know, I think the novelty of living in a converted Barn is starting to wear off."

Down On the Farm

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

A cow's bedside table.

'Abandon Sheep.'

Fried Chicken.

"Here's a funny joke for you. A bartender walks into a barn..."

"Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay."

"It's from the cows! They're home and want in!"

'We're going to be stuck together in the barn over the whole of winter: Can we please get along?'

"I just found out we play a critical role in what they call 'hog production.' Pretty exciting, huh?"

The Three Little Pigs said 'Go around us!' But Rex The Wonderhorse replied 'NAY!'

'....and what was your reaction when you saw this big bear in your barn?'

The Attorney Barn

'So help me Francine, if he doesn't warm his hands this time, there'll be trouble!'

Barn

'I'm not so much worried about his state of mind, it's really the carpet I'm concerned about.'

"Bed and breakfast"

"So he led me to water and I took a big long drink just to wipe that smug grin off his face."

"Just what I was hoping for - another hearty, farm-fresh, country breakfast."

"Spin your partner round and round, then spin your partner round again, spin her round six more times, now touch the light switch near the door."