Barn Dance Delight Gifts

'I guess that's what you would call a square dance caller collar.'

Cow Show Tunes

"Ever eat a bird?"

Dedication to excellence....

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

Lasso

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"

'You can stop worrying about your husband Mrs.Dellrow...He's going to be fine,now that we have him in a stable condition.'

Down On the Farm

"You know, I think the novelty of living in a converted Barn is starting to wear off."

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

A cow's bedside table.

'Abandon Sheep.'

"Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay."

"Here's a funny joke for you. A bartender walks into a barn..."

"It's from the cows! They're home and want in!"

Fried Chicken.

Funny Farm.

Growing up/growing out.

'We're going to be stuck together in the barn over the whole of winter: Can we please get along?'

"I just found out we play a critical role in what they call 'hog production.' Pretty exciting, huh?"

'....and what was your reaction when you saw this big bear in your barn?'

I'm thinking of keeping the length and adding highlights this tim

The Three Little Pigs said 'Go around us!' But Rex The Wonderhorse replied 'NAY!'

The Attorney Barn

'Eggs did come before chickens!'

'So help me Francine, if he doesn't warm his hands this time, there'll be trouble!'

'I'm not so much worried about his state of mind, it's really the carpet I'm concerned about.'

Barn

"So he led me to water and I took a big long drink just to wipe that smug grin off his face."

"Just what I was hoping for - another hearty, farm-fresh, country breakfast."

"Bed and breakfast"