Barn Dance Event Gifts

Down On the Farm

Cow Pinatas

Cow Show Tunes

"Ever eat a bird?"

Dedication to excellence....

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

Lasso

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"

With the family car in the shop for repairs, Jason borrowed his dad's truck to take his date to the prom.

"You know, I think the novelty of living in a converted Barn is starting to wear off."

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

'Abandon Sheep.'

Fried Chicken.

Barn Wedding

"It's from the cows! They're home and want in!"

Growing up/growing out.

The Three Little Pigs said 'Go around us!' But Rex The Wonderhorse replied 'NAY!'

The Attorney Barn

'We're going to be stuck together in the barn over the whole of winter: Can we please get along?'

I'm thinking of keeping the length and adding highlights this tim

'Eggs did come before chickens!'

'So help me Francine, if he doesn't warm his hands this time, there'll be trouble!'

"Just what I was hoping for - another hearty, farm-fresh, country breakfast."

"I wish you'd shut that door! - Were you born in a barn??"

'I'm not so much worried about his state of mind, it's really the carpet I'm concerned about.'

"Bed and breakfast"

"Spin your partner round and round, then spin your partner round again, spin her round six more times, now touch the light switch near the door."

'Wow! I thought sleeping sickness came from sleeping with the wrong people!'

"We're thinking of having it in a beautiful old barn."

'Do you know a good way to stop a horse from chewing wood?'

'I guess that's what you would call a square dance caller collar.'

Someone should tell that big, ugly baby he's not drinking it right.

'Well, I can see ADVANTAGES in this kind of barn, and I can see DISADVANTAGES.'

"And now... take the floor for the self-identifying progressive barn dance."