Barn Dance Event Gifts

Down On the Farm

Cow Show Tunes

"Ever eat a bird?"

Dedication to excellence....

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

Lasso

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"

"You know, I think the novelty of living in a converted Barn is starting to wear off."

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

'Abandon Sheep.'

Fried Chicken.

"It's from the cows! They're home and want in!"

Barn Wedding

The Attorney Barn

The Three Little Pigs said 'Go around us!' But Rex The Wonderhorse replied 'NAY!'

'We're going to be stuck together in the barn over the whole of winter: Can we please get along?'

'So help me Francine, if he doesn't warm his hands this time, there'll be trouble!'

'I'm not so much worried about his state of mind, it's really the carpet I'm concerned about.'

"I wish you'd shut that door! - Were you born in a barn??"

"Bed and breakfast"

"Just what I was hoping for - another hearty, farm-fresh, country breakfast."

"Spin your partner round and round, then spin your partner round again, spin her round six more times, now touch the light switch near the door."

'Wow! I thought sleeping sickness came from sleeping with the wrong people!'

"We're thinking of having it in a beautiful old barn."

'Do you know a good way to stop a horse from chewing wood?'

'I guess that's what you would call a square dance caller collar.'

'Well, I can see ADVANTAGES in this kind of barn, and I can see DISADVANTAGES.'

"And now... take the floor for the self-identifying progressive barn dance."

Hay fever??