Musical Barn Buffs Gifts

Cow Show Tunes

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"

'You can stop worrying about your husband Mrs.Dellrow...He's going to be fine,now that we have him in a stable condition.'

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

Down On the Farm

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

"You know, I think the novelty of living in a converted Barn is starting to wear off."

Scrooge McCow

"Dayum. She bootylicious."

Doctor to pig: 'You've been pigging out on pan pizzas, eh? I'm taking you off square meals.'

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

An Autobahn in the form of a farm barn.

'Orchestra Pit Bull.'

'Take it easy, you're a cow. They love cow humor.'

'It's got all the original features.'

'This is definitely one of eight conditions.'

"All your wife gave me was a little peck on the cheek!"

Cow being clamped for milk.

"Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay."

"Our bad. We thought it said 'Barn crawl'."

The Three Little Pigs said 'Go around us!' But Rex The Wonderhorse replied 'NAY!'

'We're going to be stuck together in the barn over the whole of winter: Can we please get along?'

The Attorney Barn

A scene from Oooh-arrr Dude, Where's My Cow?