Musical Barn Buffs Gifts

Cow Show Tunes

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

'You can stop worrying about your husband Mrs.Dellrow...He's going to be fine,now that we have him in a stable condition.'

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

"You know, I think the novelty of living in a converted Barn is starting to wear off."

Down On the Farm

Doctor to pig: 'You've been pigging out on pan pizzas, eh? I'm taking you off square meals.'

Scrooge McCow

"Dayum. She bootylicious."

'Nest, my impression of Beethoven's sonata inD major, of.31, no.2, as played by Humphrey Bogart.'

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

An Autobahn in the form of a farm barn.

'Orchestra Pit Bull.'

'Take it easy, you're a cow. They love cow humor.'

Playing game on Cow.

'It's got all the original features.'

'This is definitely one of eight conditions.'

"All your wife gave me was a little peck on the cheek!"

"Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay."

Cow being clamped for milk.

Growing up/growing out.

"Our bad. We thought it said 'Barn crawl'."

'We're going to be stuck together in the barn over the whole of winter: Can we please get along?'

The Three Little Pigs said 'Go around us!' But Rex The Wonderhorse replied 'NAY!'

I'm thinking of keeping the length and adding highlights this tim

The Attorney Barn