Barn Dance Aficionado Gifts

"Spin your partner round and round, then spin your partner round again, spin her round six more times, now touch the light switch near the door."

Cow Show Tunes

"Ever eat a bird?"

Folk Wedding

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

Lasso

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"

'You can stop worrying about your husband Mrs.Dellrow...He's going to be fine,now that we have him in a stable condition.'

Down On the Farm

"You know, I think the novelty of living in a converted Barn is starting to wear off."

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

"Do-si-do, I said! DO-SI-DO!"

"Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay."

Cow being clamped for milk.

"It's from the cows! They're home and want in!"

Fried Chicken.

Growing up/growing out.

'....and what was your reaction when you saw this big bear in your barn?'

"I just found out we play a critical role in what they call 'hog production.' Pretty exciting, huh?"

The Attorney Barn

I'm thinking of keeping the length and adding highlights this tim

'We're going to be stuck together in the barn over the whole of winter: Can we please get along?'

The Three Little Pigs said 'Go around us!' But Rex The Wonderhorse replied 'NAY!'

'Eggs did come before chickens!'

'So help me Francine, if he doesn't warm his hands this time, there'll be trouble!'

"So he led me to water and I took a big long drink just to wipe that smug grin off his face."

Barn

"I wish you'd shut that door! - Were you born in a barn??"

"Just what I was hoping for - another hearty, farm-fresh, country breakfast."

"Bed and breakfast"

"We're thinking of having it in a beautiful old barn."

'Do you know a good way to stop a horse from chewing wood?'