Barbed Wire Aficionado Pillows

The first sign of cowboy trouble.

Hair Crop Circle

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

The bridge of arts.

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Snow Bridge.

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

The Salivation army.

'How about this for the masked ball?'

'He lost his whistle,'

Deer Barber

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

Over Zealous French Horn Player

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

Knight Vision

Olympic Sabbath Torch.

Brass Band

'It's her birthday!'

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

Tuba

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

Suit of armor. Sport coat of armor