Barbed Wire Aficionado Mugs

The first sign of cowboy trouble.

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

Hair Crop Circle

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

The bridge of arts.

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.

Snow Bridge.

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Deer Barber

The Salivation army.

'How about this for the masked ball?'

'He lost his whistle,'

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

Over Zealous French Horn Player

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

Olympic Sabbath Torch.

'It's her birthday!'

Knight Vision

Brass Band

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

Tuba

Poetry Knight

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'