Bar Scribe Gifts

"And that's my guardian angel!"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

Alexander Pope

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

"I'm not a food critic I'm a literary critic and I've found the prose on your menu to be second-rate."

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

Waiting Room For Godot.

"Jose Rivera, who wrote the screenplay for 'The Motorcycle Diaries,' is the first Puerto Rican screenwriter to be nominated for an Oscar. He's known for incorporating his life experiences into his award-winning writing."

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

A writer goes sailing.

"Hi...Marvin Ramage - composer/ arranger/ musician author and rich."

'It's the new directive from Brussels. We're to steal from everybody and give directly to the banks.'

Poking gentle fun at the company in the blog wasn't meant to include saying that the chief exec had a face like a baboons bottom.

'We have the ideas for product placement and now all we need is the script.'

"But you got some good reviews too, yeah?"

'Sorry, your resume isn't funny enough.'

"I would take out the curse words, but otherwise I think it's fine."

No caption. (Rowers carry an oar in four briefcases).

TV announcement: 'The Consumer Product Safety Commission today announced the recall of all E-Z Reclino-Mat chairs sold between ...'

"He calls it the eBible."

'Your story is extremely sexist, dubious and dumb, the characters are one-dimensional and primitive. In other words - you wrote a bestseller, mister!'

'Precise, analytical and beautifully reasoned address. Now condense it down to a snappy sports metaphor.'

'It's not his name - It's what he does all the time.'

Monk on PC.

Like Buttons

"Buying stuff online has rekindled Sean's literary ambitions. They're always asking for customer reviews."

"Philosopical argument needs an elephant in the room. Can you handle it, sweetie?"