Bar Scribe Mugs

"And that's my guardian angel!"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

"I'm not a food critic I'm a literary critic and I've found the prose on your menu to be second-rate."

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

Alexander Pope

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

Waiting Room For Godot.

A writer goes sailing.

"Hi...Marvin Ramage - composer/ arranger/ musician author and rich."

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

'It's the new directive from Brussels. We're to steal from everybody and give directly to the banks.'

Poking gentle fun at the company in the blog wasn't meant to include saying that the chief exec had a face like a baboons bottom.

'We have the ideas for product placement and now all we need is the script.'

"I would take out the curse words, but otherwise I think it's fine."

"But you got some good reviews too, yeah?"

TV announcement: 'The Consumer Product Safety Commission today announced the recall of all E-Z Reclino-Mat chairs sold between ...'

'Sorry, your resume isn't funny enough.'

'It's not his name - It's what he does all the time.'

"He calls it the eBible."

'Precise, analytical and beautifully reasoned address. Now condense it down to a snappy sports metaphor.'

'Your story is extremely sexist, dubious and dumb, the characters are one-dimensional and primitive. In other words - you wrote a bestseller, mister!'

Monk on PC.

"Buying stuff online has rekindled Sean's literary ambitions. They're always asking for customer reviews."

"Philosopical argument needs an elephant in the room. Can you handle it, sweetie?"

"I guess that I just made a career change from novelist to ghost writer."