Satellite Scribe Mugs

"The GPS is great! It has the latest maps from Europe, North America and from Swedish furniture stores."

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Girl - 'How come they're not affecting you, mister?!' Man - 'Simple, I'm using 'Writer's Block'.'

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

Waiting Room For Godot.

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

A writer goes sailing.

"So basically, it's an autobiomeoirography!"

"Hi...Marvin Ramage - composer/ arranger/ musician author and rich."

Computer literate Monk

'We have the ideas for product placement and now all we need is the script.'

"I would take out the curse words, but otherwise I think it's fine."

"Johnson's our head of forecasting, he alos works part-time as a successful science fiction writer."

"Listen, you'll take another break after Deuteronomy and I'll make you some chicken noodle soup."

"I'm writing a novel, but it's hard to find alone time."

'Sorry, your resume isn't funny enough.'

'Hold the front page, Brother Cuthbert!'

Monk writing the scriptures on a roll

'Your moon is on Saturn. Your sun is on Venus, and your hand is on my thigh!'

'Your story is extremely sexist, dubious and dumb, the characters are one-dimensional and primitive. In other words - you wrote a bestseller, mister!'

Plato's Republic as it was written and as it would have been written if Plato's academy had invested in a good word processor,

"Philosopical argument needs an elephant in the room. Can you handle it, sweetie?"

"Mr De Winter, please! How am I supposed to portrait you if you keep doing this?"

"And that's my guardian angel!"

'Bay-owulf.'

The Pen is Mightier than the Sword