Social Security Scribe Mugs

'It's incredible - one in six people alive today will live to see retirement.'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

Waiting Room For Godot.

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

Computer literate Monk

'We have the ideas for product placement and now all we need is the script.'

"I would take out the curse words, but otherwise I think it's fine."

TV announcement: 'The Consumer Product Safety Commission today announced the recall of all E-Z Reclino-Mat chairs sold between ...'

Woman and books.

"But you got some good reviews too, yeah?"

'Sorry, your resume isn't funny enough.'

"Listen, you'll take another break after Deuteronomy and I'll make you some chicken noodle soup."

'Hold the front page, Brother Cuthbert!'

Monk writing the scriptures on a roll

'It's not his name - It's what he does all the time.'

Trump and social media

'Your story is extremely sexist, dubious and dumb, the characters are one-dimensional and primitive. In other words - you wrote a bestseller, mister!'

'Your moon is on Saturn. Your sun is on Venus, and your hand is on my thigh!'

Monk on PC.

"Philosopical argument needs an elephant in the room. Can you handle it, sweetie?"

"Mr De Winter, please! How am I supposed to portrait you if you keep doing this?"

"I guess that I just made a career change from novelist to ghost writer."

"And that's my guardian angel!"

The Rake's Progress - Surrounded by artists and professors.

'Bay-owulf.'