Social Security Scribe Prints

'It's incredible - one in six people alive today will live to see retirement.'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"Jose Rivera, who wrote the screenplay for 'The Motorcycle Diaries,' is the first Puerto Rican screenwriter to be nominated for an Oscar. He's known for incorporating his life experiences into his award-winning writing."

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

Waiting Room For Godot.

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

Computer literate Monk

'We have the ideas for product placement and now all we need is the script.'

"Listen, you'll take another break after Deuteronomy and I'll make you some chicken noodle soup."

'Sorry, your resume isn't funny enough.'

"I would take out the curse words, but otherwise I think it's fine."

"But you got some good reviews too, yeah?"

Woman and books.

TV announcement: 'The Consumer Product Safety Commission today announced the recall of all E-Z Reclino-Mat chairs sold between ...'

'Hold the front page, Brother Cuthbert!'

Monk writing the scriptures on a roll

'Your story is extremely sexist, dubious and dumb, the characters are one-dimensional and primitive. In other words - you wrote a bestseller, mister!'

'It's not his name - It's what he does all the time.'

'Your moon is on Saturn. Your sun is on Venus, and your hand is on my thigh!'

Trump and social media

Monk on PC.

Like Buttons

"Philosopical argument needs an elephant in the room. Can you handle it, sweetie?"

"Mr De Winter, please! How am I supposed to portrait you if you keep doing this?"

"I guess that I just made a career change from novelist to ghost writer."

"And that's my guardian angel!"

Dear diary, I have to make this quick. I think my blog is onto us.

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