Bar-hopping Doctors Gifts

43rd Annual Doctors Convention

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Beer Stall

Dolphin friendly tuna

Best Before 5th Pint.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

Just the one...

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Watching the football.

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

Next Round Indicator

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

"Your shout!"

'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'