Bar Chat Lover Gifts

Barman sends a message from a woman - gives his customer a slap in the face.

"Actually, I'd love to work on Mars, but it's a hell of a commute."

"The in-flight movie was nothing but ads. Then I remembered: I was on a commercial flight."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

'These drinks have been watered down.'

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

'Tell me about it, buddy... I completely understand where you're coming from.'

"It's Olive isn't it?"

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

'Here's the secret to a profitable 99-cent pint night - 14 ounces of foam, 2 ounces of beer.'

"Let's have some fun, guys -- Let's walk into a bar."

"If that's the chief medical officer I'm not here."

'Single or double?'

BEER BELLY

'I don't let her have her way... she does it without my permission!'

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

'I'm having trouble with drinking. . . I'm getting Arthritis in my elbow.'

'What I've just has my teeth whitened,'

'I was given a ton of great career advice when I graduated from college. Unfortunately, I can't remember any of it because my entire brain is filled with passwords and PIN numbers.'

"And another thing. When they start telling you 'You've still got it,' you don't."

MAN OF THE YEAR, 'You must come here a lot.'

'Really? A Great Ape? I'm a Great Dane myself...'

"It was sort of an after-the-bell transaction."

'Nothing from the Nobel Committee or the National Endowment for the Arts, but 'Joe' wants you to write some napkins for his bar.'

'I'm glad you credit my Martinis for helping you break out of your cocoon, but I'm still cutting you off.'

"Ambitions... to receive the MBE for services to the brewing industry."