Banter For Boaters Gifts

"You called?"

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

"You know very well what fish!"

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

Many clowns in rowboat

'Catching flying fish!'

The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

Fart propelled speedboat.

'Do you believe we return in another form when our time is through?'

'We were playing doctor until she hit me with a malpractice suit!'

No Fear.

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, BOO! Did I scare you? Regards, Rick in Seattle. (Actual reader letter). Ask Sadie at asksadieshow@gmail.com. Yeah, I'm really scared. Aren't you, Rudy? Boo, Rudy! Boooooo! That, however, terrifies me. Sorry, you were saying? Some guy tweeted his breakfast menu.(This cartoon was originally published on 2014-07-07)

'Boat thefts are up, so I invested in a bigger padlock.'

"Ever notice that you finish my sentences and. . ."

'Wait a second. Since when did they start making life jackets out of burlap?'

Sure, she could talk the talk, but couldn't walk the walk, shock the jock, lock the dock or even hawk a little sunblock.

A young man replying cheekily to an older gentleman

Clear Lake.

'Really? Have I seen anything you're in?'

Emergency Sails.

"The housing market crashed."

'...Brad says he stuck a dime up his nose when he was 3 and he's betting us $50 that it's still in there.'

Ask me a question! I need practice. With what? Across the country, partisan radio hosts have gotten so angry lately. I haven't kept up. I need practice being mean. I'm being outclassed. C'mon people! Sadie needs you. Ask for … her advice. Prepare to get mercilessly ridiculed! Sounds like a blast.

'Look,you fish for bass your way and I'll fish for them my way.'

'I did not say there was water in the motor.I said the motor was in the water.'

'He's getting seasick again! This is the last time Joey gets to go boating.'

'Oh yeh...well you were hardly 'catch of the day' either.'

"I'm never using SPF zero again."

'Oh,George,you found my lure.I thought I lost it.'

"Tongue please."

'I don't mind being turned down for a date, but I hate it when they say I 'missed the cut'.'

"Hey, I dig the creative process. I'm an accountant!"