Banter For Boaters Gifts

"You called?"

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

"You know very well what fish!"

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

Many clowns in rowboat

'Catching flying fish!'

The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

Fart propelled speedboat.

'Do you believe we return in another form when our time is through?'

'We were playing doctor until she hit me with a malpractice suit!'

Sure, she could talk the talk, but couldn't walk the walk, shock the jock, lock the dock or even hawk a little sunblock.

'Wait a second. Since when did they start making life jackets out of burlap?'

'Boat thefts are up, so I invested in a bigger padlock.'

Clear Lake.

"Ever notice that you finish my sentences and. . ."

No Fear.

A young man replying cheekily to an older gentleman

Emergency Sails.

"The housing market crashed."

'Really? Have I seen anything you're in?'

'Look,you fish for bass your way and I'll fish for them my way.'

'I did not say there was water in the motor.I said the motor was in the water.'

'He's getting seasick again! This is the last time Joey gets to go boating.'

'Oh,George,you found my lure.I thought I lost it.'

"I'm never using SPF zero again."

'Oh yeh...well you were hardly 'catch of the day' either.'

"If you ladies are going to make a sandwich...I'll be the meat!"

"Tongue please."

'I don't mind being turned down for a date, but I hate it when they say I 'missed the cut'.'

"Hey, I dig the creative process. I'm an accountant!"