Banking Buddy Gifts

'I decided to eliminate the middleman, and applied for a CHINESE mortgage.'

British savings accounts

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Mario Draghi

Spot the difference.

"What's a debenture?"

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

E.U. Banking Union.

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

European currency on the edge.

A Day In The Kitchen

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Money Bar.

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

"I just..."

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.'

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"I don't like the look of this."