Banking Buff Gifts

"Now we just have to sit back and wait for the Fed to bail us out."

"Of course, you could try another bank, if there were any other banks."

Offshore tax havens.

Bank - Going out of business sale!

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

'We've changed our mind. We don't care any more!'

'Bob was eventually arrested and charged with outsider trading.'

'Any collateral other than this letter from a Nigerian banker's widow?'

Save! O% interest on your deposits.

Two lines at a bank with signs saying "Chatting with Teller" and "No Chatting

'Boy, for a trust company, you're not very trusting!'

'Of COURSE it's only a dollar... It's a small business loan!'

'Here's a check for the loan you applied for. Please don't deposit it until Monday.'

'I don't think we have to ask how our bank's stress test is going.'

"Insufficient funds? Me or the bank?"

'Thank you for approving my loan application. Is this a good time to speak to you about loan modification?'

'Give me a mortgage!...'

"Must you do that every time I say interest rates are bound to rise?"

'And this is where we adjust interest rates.'

'You should hear back in a day or two. Until then, just sit tight and lay low.'

'Global Loan Corp. - we never say 'nyet'.'

'Oh no! The piggy bank's got an investment arm.'

Cashpoint stickup

'Phones don't convey the menace ... I mean ... the personal touch of debt collection.'

Window closure ambush.

"Where did it all go wrong?"

"On-line banking doesn't mean printing your own bank notes."

"We don't give money to first time robbers."

Hmm.. something wrong with the base?

'OF COURSE we're still lending! What do you need? Comb? Razor? Toothbrush?'

'Oh, grandma, I know money doesn't grow on trees. It comes outta that ATM machine at the mall.'

"Sorry. You want Manny Hanny. This is Henny Penny."

"Just once, I'd like to be able to write a check without getting thrown in jail."

'May I help you for a fee?'

Mr Dumas had a bad habit of not covering up his pin number.