Banking Buff Pillows

"Now we just have to sit back and wait for the Fed to bail us out."

"Of course, you could try another bank, if there were any other banks."

Offshore tax havens.

Bank - Going out of business sale!

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

'Bob was eventually arrested and charged with outsider trading.'

'We've changed our mind. We don't care any more!'

'Any collateral other than this letter from a Nigerian banker's widow?'

Save! O% interest on your deposits.

Two lines at a bank with signs saying "Chatting with Teller" and "No Chatting

'Of COURSE it's only a dollar... It's a small business loan!'

'Boy, for a trust company, you're not very trusting!'

"Insufficient funds? Me or the bank?"

'Here's a check for the loan you applied for. Please don't deposit it until Monday.'

'I don't think we have to ask how our bank's stress test is going.'

"Must you do that every time I say interest rates are bound to rise?"

'Thank you for approving my loan application. Is this a good time to speak to you about loan modification?'

'Give me a mortgage!...'

'And this is where we adjust interest rates.'

'You should hear back in a day or two. Until then, just sit tight and lay low.'

'Global Loan Corp. - we never say 'nyet'.'

"Just once, I'd like to be able to write a check without getting thrown in jail."

"Sorry. You want Manny Hanny. This is Henny Penny."

Window closure ambush.

'Oh no! The piggy bank's got an investment arm.'

"Where did it all go wrong?"

Hmm.. something wrong with the base?

'May I help you for a fee?'

"We don't give money to first time robbers."

'OF COURSE we're still lending! What do you need? Comb? Razor? Toothbrush?'

'Oh, grandma, I know money doesn't grow on trees. It comes outta that ATM machine at the mall.'

'Phones don't convey the menace ... I mean ... the personal touch of debt collection.'

"On-line banking doesn't mean printing your own bank notes."

Seventeenth National Bank - But Working On It

'Fidelity uses a green line to direct its customers to their financial goals. Our clients follow a red line to the poorhouse.'