Banking Buffs Gifts

Unleashing the dogs of regulation.

'You asked for your bank account balance...it just went 'poof' and dripped down to zero!'

"We lost our shirts on the sub-mortgage fiasco."

Bank. Statements and Accounts. Statement. I'm not getting any return on my account, but a lot of my checks are coming back.

'The trouble with you people - you're always on the scrounge!'

Tramp: 'Forgot my PIN number.'

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

'Oog decided to become a predatory LENDER.'

Eye Bank.

Thumbs Up Banker

'No can do, pal.'

'I'm back! Do you have any free samples today?'

HSBC Scandal

British savings accounts

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"What's a debenture?"

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

The stages of gentrification: a guide

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

"I don't like the look of this."

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

"Nice work on that German contract. You've made your mark, Ashworth."

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

Spanish bank needs propping up.

"We rolled your account over, sir, and that just made it worse."

'Bob was eventually arrested and charged with outsider trading.'

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

Big Loan, Little Deposit Bank

World-Wide Bank: Economic crisis lands in the in-tray.

"Squawk! Interest rates are going negative!"

Payback Time