Bank Story Fan Gifts

'Give me a pen that isn't on a little chain and out of ink!'

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

'Miss Roberts, turn off the video camera!'

I have a dream.

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

The Apprentice: Recession Special.

"Will the current economic trend end in a whimper or a bang? For answers, let's turn to tonight's guests!"

Coco knew he was doomed

"They're telling us how many dollars they want. So far, it's up to 5,000!"

Harvest Data Festival

'I guess you lost me, Hank, at the point where we jump to light speed, travel back in time and undo the stupid merger that's causing all of our current problems!'

'With all due respect for your horoscope, your loan payment is still due today.'

"Are you going to believe me or a bunch of hysterical bank tellers?"

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

'I'm afraid you'll have to get this hold-up note initialled at our withdrawals counter.'

"You want fries with that? Oops... that's my other job."

'I'm conducting my own stress test!'

Pied Piper luring money from the bank.

'But you're the 'Goose that Lays the Golden Egg...'

'I was a bank clerk, and one day I charged the King $17.50 for a bounced check.'

'Could I have a loan of a cup of sugar please?'

"Come back later when our computers are back up."

"Try to be patient, sir. Give your stick-up text a few seconds to upload."

'It's Mr Nutkin Sir, he'd like to withdraw the contents of his safety deposit box. Same as last year.'

'Wear this on the train, it's better than people knowing you're a banker.'

"I'm in no hurry - if you wanna to go next."

"I didn't say it was your fault . . . I'm just sayin' that next time we should do a little more research!"

"Yes, the award is shaped like a pyramid, but I prefer the term Ponzi."

'What do you want the money for?'

'First, tell me your mother's maiden name.'

"Their new owners are a German bank."

'I'd like to apply for a new credit card -- my old one maxed out.'

"This is not the customer service the bank specifies, Mr Henley."

"I had heard that this bank had severe penalties for making an early withdrawal..."

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