Bank Story Fan Gifts

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

I have a dream.

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

'Miss Roberts, turn off the video camera!'

"Will the current economic trend end in a whimper or a bang? For answers, let's turn to tonight's guests!"

The Apprentice: Recession Special.

Harvest Data Festival

Coco knew he was doomed

'I guess you lost me, Hank, at the point where we jump to light speed, travel back in time and undo the stupid merger that's causing all of our current problems!'

'With all due respect for your horoscope, your loan payment is still due today.'

"Are you going to believe me or a bunch of hysterical bank tellers?"

'I'm afraid you'll have to get this hold-up note initialled at our withdrawals counter.'

"You want fries with that? Oops... that's my other job."

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

'I'm conducting my own stress test!'

Pied Piper luring money from the bank.

"Come back later when our computers are back up."

'I was a bank clerk, and one day I charged the King $17.50 for a bounced check.'

'Could I have a loan of a cup of sugar please?'

'But you're the 'Goose that Lays the Golden Egg...'

'It's Mr Nutkin Sir, he'd like to withdraw the contents of his safety deposit box. Same as last year.'

'Wear this on the train, it's better than people knowing you're a banker.'

"I'm in no hurry - if you wanna to go next."

"I didn't say it was your fault . . . I'm just sayin' that next time we should do a little more research!"

Next window please.

'I want to close out my account and everyone else's.'

"This is not the customer service the bank specifies, Mr Henley."

"I had heard that this bank had severe penalties for making an early withdrawal..."

'I'd like to apply for a new credit card -- my old one maxed out.'

"Their new owners are a German bank."

'First, tell me your mother's maiden name.'

'I remember when all this was banks...'

'What do you want the money for?'