Business Story Fan Gifts

'I guess you lost me, Hank, at the point where we jump to light speed, travel back in time and undo the stupid merger that's causing all of our current problems!'

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"People, the facts are inescapable. Any ideas on how we can ignore them?"

'And all the executive board members got lovely big payouts and lived happily ever after!'

"Recent research has yielded some frightening results...It turns out we are a business team held forever on a presentation chart, locked away in a supply closet."

"You know, maybe he's not the small-business man he claims to be."

"Thank you for making my decision to fire you, that much easier."

"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."

'Would you care to hold until Mr. Jyles is better adjusted.'

"I'm looking for someone who's qualified to cover my mistakes."

Domino Effect of Rising Gas Prices.

'I just wish, he had been more direct...

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class. I'm the one you said would never amount to anything.'

'What's the secret of my success? I almost always act slowly on my bad ideas.'

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

Executives are evaluated in Dancing With The Stars style.

'A nice feature of this office, the view from that window won't distract you from your work.'

'Go to the bank and see if it's still there'

"Mr. Saltee"

I make the plans, then it's your job to see they get carried out

Robert Macaire having lost his company's money

"I thought he was a genius, but now I find out that he was self-proclaimed."

"We really crushed it at that meeting, didn't we?"

"The old man wants to see you in his office now."

The Goose that Laid the Golden Business Concept, tragically born years ahead of her time.

'Apparently it's a totally new approach to banking.'

After nearly thirty years, Mike and Paul's friendship is put to the test.

I dropped out of school to start a company listed on NASDAQ.

"It's a good deal: I protect the beehive from other bears and receive a quarter of the honey production as payment..."

Robert Macaire as a Bible-selling agent

"They brought their toughest negotiator! He always gets what he wants."

"I would have done more but I didn't want to exceed my advertising budget.''