Business Show Fan Gifts

Executives are evaluated in Dancing With The Stars style.

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

'Our problem is how to lower quality while raising prices...'

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'I understand they specialize in acquisitions.'

"I know we're not lions, but let's call ourselves a pride anyway."

'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'

'I'm a star!'

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

"I wouldn't stand there, if I were you."

Toenail clipping missile.

Personally, I always had a feeling we'd land on our feet.

"It's not downsizing—it's just that we have 976 employees who have chosen to spend more time with their families."

"I need to catch you after the meeting."

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

"Your records indicate a great deal of early promise however you've apparently become old and bald."

Hollywood producer.

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

"I hear you've got quite a reputation with the girls around the office."

"Fashion Week"

"Recent research has yielded some frightening results...It turns out we are a business team held forever on a presentation chart, locked away in a supply closet."

"Er. . . anything else?"

"The floor is open for suggestions."

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

'You understand, Yomp, it's not me speaking. It's the corporation!'

TV stage door

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."