Business Show Fan Prints

Executives are evaluated in Dancing With The Stars style.

". . . So I guess everyone is out."

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

'Our problem is how to lower quality while raising prices...'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"I know we're not lions, but let's call ourselves a pride anyway."

'I understand they specialize in acquisitions.'

'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'

"I need to catch you after the meeting."

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

"I wouldn't stand there, if I were you."

Hollywood producer.

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

'I'm a star!'

"It's not downsizing—it's just that we have 976 employees who have chosen to spend more time with their families."

Personally, I always had a feeling we'd land on our feet.

"Your records indicate a great deal of early promise however you've apparently become old and bald."

Toenail clipping missile.

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

"I hear you've got quite a reputation with the girls around the office."

"Er. . . anything else?"

"The floor is open for suggestions."

TV stage door

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"Recent research has yielded some frightening results...It turns out we are a business team held forever on a presentation chart, locked away in a supply closet."

"Fashion Week"

'You understand, Yomp, it's not me speaking. It's the corporation!'

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."