Bald Wisdom Bearer Pillows

'Just reminiscing.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"A shave and a shine."

'You've got dry scalp.'

Operation Chrome Dome.

Superbaldie.

The shape of things to come

Balding Autumn Tree.

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

Baldness Facts

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

"Y'know, although I went completely bald, I STILL carry a comb in my pocket!"

"I'm having a bad forehead day."

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

Balding eagle looking back through his yearbook.

'When did you first notice the bald spot?'

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

"The only thing getting thinner, is my hair."

Combs for the old.

Bird landing on egghead monk

"Well, did it work?"

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

The four stages of male hair loss.

"...and how would sir like it?"

Shampoo 'Slaphead and Shoulders'

Trying to get a TV reception from a bald head.

'In winter no-one knows that you're bald.'

"I wonder what we did in a past life that made us all go bald?"

Welcome to Bald Mountain/Comb Over Here

Hair Replacement.

'Your mother reckons you look like your baby photos now without your dandruff, dear.'

Combs for the bald.