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'Just reminiscing.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"A shave and a shine."

Operation Chrome Dome.

'You've got dry scalp.'

Superbaldie.

Balding Autumn Tree.

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

The shape of things to come

Baldness Facts

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

'When did you first notice the bald spot?'

Balding eagle looking back through his yearbook.

"I'm having a bad forehead day."

"Y'know, although I went completely bald, I STILL carry a comb in my pocket!"

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

"Isn't it time you shaved that off?"

Combs for the old.

"The only thing getting thinner, is my hair."

Bird landing on egghead monk

"Well, did it work?"

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

The four stages of male hair loss.

"...and how would sir like it?"

Shampoo 'Slaphead and Shoulders'

'No, I'm not bald - I'm shaved... There is a difference!'

Trying to get a TV reception from a bald head.

'Shaving is better because no one can tell if you're really bald or not.'

'In winter no-one knows that you're bald.'

"Now, that's more LIKE it!"

Hair Replacement.

Combs for the bald.

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