Bake Sale Supporter Gifts

"Nora and me are doing a bake sale to fight world hunger!"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

His Her Cakes

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

Baking

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

"I'm afraid you may contain traces of nuts."

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

Bake-a-thon.

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

'We need more cake shows!'

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

Various snacks and drinks

Nutcracker

"But do your mittens smell like chocolate chip cookies?"

Ginger Breadman

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercise. I don't thing he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Like mum used to make.

"You're the first person I've met who didn't become a pastry chef after suffering a nervous breakdown in a corporate job."

What's the money for? Animal rescue? No, we're part of a group fighting for the release of Burmese political prisoners.

"The pastry is soggy and your filling leaves a bitter aftertaste."

"A bake sale may be tried and true, Isabel, but our foundation is trying to raise 5 million dollars here."

Birthday Cakes

'This man has some sort of complaint about the pie his wife bought at the PTA bake sale, sir.'

"Glazed or not, you're still a bagel!"

"Can someone give me a hand? I'm very kneady!"

'The banks won't loan us money ... time for another bake sale.'