Bake Sale Kingpin Gifts

Various snacks and drinks

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

His Her Cakes

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Will work for Food Network.

Baking

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

Cut out and keep your own Chef

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

Bake-a-thon.

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

'Sure, our expertise keeps ‘em here, but Mom's cookies get them through the door!'

'Where do I see myself in five years? Well, doing your job of course!'

'Granted, you're the boss at home, Doris, but around here I'm the boss, I really am!'

Whisk

Ginger Breadman

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the 'grande' size anymore without a prescription.'

'Here lies one of THE GREAT contract negotiators...it says so in the fine print.'

"Mia Farrow would find the time!"

"When we selected our keynote speaker, he had not yet been indicted for SEC violations."

'Well,there's why your refrigerator's having temperature problems ma'am. The door's got a badly worn seal.'

"This is my lawyer, my lawyer's lawyer and my lawyer's lawyer's lawyer!"

"He's the big dog."

'I don't hold grudges... that's why I have lawyers.'

Two porters carry a king