Bake-sale Warrior Gifts

Ginger Breadman

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"Ninja bread men"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

His Her Cakes

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

Fast Food Dieter

Baking

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

Boy defends his last fry.

A Successful Wedding Party Returns From the Hunt

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

Bake-a-thon.

'My parents are giving up desserts for Lent, so I'm balancing the family diet by giving up vegetables.'

Heavy man wants the cake and Edith too.

"A flake? I told you I'm on a diet."

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

Mary Berry

"Damn it, who ate all the chèvre?"

Med. Soc Sec. Can we agree on anything to reduce the deficit other than a bake sale?

'Bon Bons Away!'

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

Bridezilla

Various snacks and drinks

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

"Daddy, I know you gave me away, but can you take me back?"

Weight Loss Clinic: Break glass in case of emergency.

The best baker in Bath!

"Is it safe to assume that the meat is laced with antibiotics and the salad is chockfull of pesticides?"