Bake Sale Strategist Gifts

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Chez Nous Menu

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Little league world series of poker.

His Her Cakes

To do before Saturday...

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Jeff's Smorgasbord

'This is a business lunch, Lowden. So, don't even think about enjoying yourself.'

Mayo-A-Mayo

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

Baking

Making healthy eating bearable.

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

Cake Walk.

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

Bake-a-thon.

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

A Double-Dip Recession with Sprinkles

'She's on the rotation diet. Every time I turn around she's eating something.'

Med. Soc Sec. Can we agree on anything to reduce the deficit other than a bake sale?

"Guac-A-Mole"

"Not sure if I'm hungry or bored."

'If I get dizzy, and pass out there's a cherry danish in my lunch box.'

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

"My advice is: don't put all your eggs in one basket."

"Every time I go near the refrigerator, my fitness app somehow locks it. I think they're both conspiring against me."