Bake Sale Gifts

Baking

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

His Her Cakes

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

Where cronuts come from.

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

Bake-a-thon.

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

Mary Berry

'We need more cake shows!'

Med. Soc Sec. Can we agree on anything to reduce the deficit other than a bake sale?

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

Various snacks and drinks

Ginger Breadman

Mom and daughter see a sign at a music store: Baby Grand Piano On Sale Cash And Carry Only

"Take this, Luke. They say it's impossible to get a decent baguette west of the Pecos."

'The spare's flat too, honey. Toss me that fruitcake.'

'Next we have a fabulous double-play combo - two players, one low price!'

F&E Bakery. Buy one ... get one free. Yes, you can have your cake and eat it, too!

The Nun and Hot Cross Buns

Like mum used to make.

"The last thing I said was 'These brownies are to die for'."

Fragrans Tortuosa

'How to survive chapter 11.'

"The pastry is soggy and your filling leaves a bitter aftertaste."

What's the money for? Animal rescue? No, we're part of a group fighting for the release of Burmese political prisoners.

"My greatest weakness is a cream puff."

"How were the kids?"

"A bake sale may be tried and true, Isabel, but our foundation is trying to raise 5 million dollars here."

Birthday Cakes

"Well, it's like this - the WIFI password may be at the bottom of a cup of coffee, or it might be at the bottom of a muffin wrapper. So which would you like to order first?"

"'Bake Off' is a lot more competitive this year."