Church Bake Sale Fan Gifts

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

His Her Cakes

Church Basement Foodie

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

Non-Fiction / Nun-Fiction

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

R.C.I.A.

Baking

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

Bake-a-thon.

'This is for the V.A.T.- the Vicar's Autumn Treat!'

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

"Relax, the vicar's surrounded the place with mouse traps."

Med. Soc Sec. Can we agree on anything to reduce the deficit other than a bake sale?

Mary Berry

'We finally nailed down where our congregation's priorities lie!'

'Dear, it's called a collection plate, not a tip jar.'

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

'Thanks for the thought but we can't accept lottery tickets.'

"Do you have anything new. . ?"

Goodwill To All Men - and Bankers!

Irish plasterer working on a church

Basketball Hoop on the Suggestion Box

'Ah - Mr. Figgs - you used to work for that bank - anything for the church fete?'

Campanology wasn't really Gregory's thing!

Church League - Thou Shalt Not Steal

Charity Shop and Faith and Hope Shops.

"A bake sale may be tried and true, Isabel, but our foundation is trying to raise 5 million dollars here."

'Wait a minute -- you did all this stuff in a VIDEO GAME?'