Bake Sale Strategist Prints

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Chez Nous Menu

Little league world series of poker.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

His Her Cakes

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

To do before Saturday...

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Jeff's Smorgasbord

'This is a business lunch, Lowden. So, don't even think about enjoying yourself.'

Mayo-A-Mayo

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

Baking

Making healthy eating bearable.

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

Cake Walk.

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

Bake-a-thon.

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

A Double-Dip Recession with Sprinkles

"Guac-A-Mole"

'She's on the rotation diet. Every time I turn around she's eating something.'

"Not sure if I'm hungry or bored."

'If I get dizzy, and pass out there's a cherry danish in my lunch box.'

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

"My advice is: don't put all your eggs in one basket."

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

'I thought you wanted to get more involved with my sports.'

"Every time I go near the refrigerator, my fitness app somehow locks it. I think they're both conspiring against me."