Bake Sale Aficionado Prints

'This man has some sort of complaint about the pie his wife bought at the PTA bake sale, sir.'

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Diner.

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Tension filled the tent.

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

His Her Cakes

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Cake Friday!

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

Baking

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

Granny with balanced pie chart

'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'

You're the icing on my cupcake!

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

Husband bakes a pie

'It's all homemade.'

Caricature: Nigella Lawson

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

Instant Gratification Cafe.

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

"A little under done?"

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

Baking

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

"Now how did she know?"