Bake Enthusiast Prints

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

"Can someone give me a hand? I'm very kneady!"

"I'm afraid you may contain traces of nuts."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Any time is cake o'clock

Diner.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Domestic Goddess.

A heart shaped cake

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Tension filled the tent.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Bermuda Triangles

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Layer cake

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

Baking

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

Doughboy Dad

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

Cake Friday!

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Make your resolutions achievable.

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'