Bake Sale Aficionado Pillows

'This man has some sort of complaint about the pie his wife bought at the PTA bake sale, sir.'

Diner.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Tension filled the tent.

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

His Her Cakes

Baking

Cake Friday!

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

Granny with balanced pie chart

You're the icing on my cupcake!

'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'

'It's all homemade.'

Husband bakes a pie

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

Instant Gratification Cafe.

"A little under done?"

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

Baking

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

'The best part about mom making dessert is being able to lick the spoon.'

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

'I'm going to bake you a sponge cake...where do we keep the sponges?'

"Now how did she know?"